With all the flames and studly stars, you’d think this fireman flick was the next “Lethal Weapon.” Buzz says: think again.

Goofy grins. Gratuitous explosions. If nothing else, Bruce Willis does a skillful job of hiding his widening bald spots.

Has a great flaming-arrow shot, but otherwise looks pretty cheesy-like a cartoon version of “Dances With Wolves.”

Looks like an “Easy Rider” for women. A good idea, but this isn’t gonna have the men lining up in droves.